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First Friday this Friday

Grand Center's big deal last Friday wasn't much of a big deal, apart from the architectural genius of the newish Centene Center for the arts. But I have high hopes for this Friday's gallery walk, though. The downtown gallery walk's website seems to be on the fritz, so I'll sift through my e-mails to deliver the goods. Let's see...there's free eats and drinks and the "Forces of Nature" show at Art St. Louis, Cheryl Wassenaar and Mel Watkin are still up at Phillip Slein, uhhh... this is really irritating. So few art galleries in the Lou have websites. Laine thinks the abstract show is still up at Ellen Curlee Gallery. 3rd Floor Gallery hasn't been open on a Friday night in months, but I have nothing to indicate that it will be this time, either. Drive Agency is having an opening reception for photographer Mark Schepker and metal sculptor Andre Tourrette. You should stick your head in MacroSun Imports, too. And if you're willing to break from downtown for Soulard, MadArt is bustin' out the wine and cheese for Julie Malone and Justin Visnesky.You could even buy something.

It's the first unofficial Friday of Summer, come have fun with us.

south side egg party

The girls came back from New Zealand Wednesday, so Friday night we all attended the Umpteenth Annual Easter Egg Decorating Party, or, Fun with Camera and Plastic Dinosaur Night, if you're Laine.

This one's my personal favorite of the series. It look like he's the midwife for a chick delivery.

A close-up of a crowd pleaser: The Charlie Brown Egg

Wuv, Twoo Wuv.

Once upon a time, waaaay back over a week ago, we gathered in the warmly lit, romantic atmosphere of the Royale. We threw back a couple 'weizens and watched as our friends, colleagues and total strangers performed the lyrics to their favorite love ballads and kiss offs. We laughed, we cheered, we plotzed. We nosed our beer, we ran to the potty, and we had a wonderful time.

Believe it or not, people actually showed up!

The highlights:
We cried a little on the inside for Kim H.'s stunning portrayal of Michael Martin Murphy's "Wildfire"

We nosed our beers at Byron's epic interpretation of Jermaine Stewart's "We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off."

We giggled profusely at Lynn's charming and adorable performance of Sesame Street's Ernie singing "I Want to Hold Your Ear."

There wasn't a dry seat in the house after Tina's stalker set, which she dedicated to American astronaut Lisa Nowak.

I cried like a little girl with a skinned knee and shit when young David Brinker brought Lynn back for an encore with a duet of Streisand's "You Don't Bring Me Flowers."

I think it was Janet's version of the kicked to the curb anthem "Santeria" that was weirdly synched up with the Ren and Stimpy episode playing in the bar.

So many memories. Who could forget the three dramatic costume changes of "The Vagabond"? Sasha's tribute to Sir Mixalot's "Baby Got Back," or Craig's off-color nailing of Led Zeppelin's "Dina-moe-hum."

But my personal favorite performance of the evening, hands down, was diminutive, blonde-haired Emily, holding her cell phone at arm's length, reading the lyrics to Old Dirty Bastard's, "Baby I Got Your Money." Hey. Dirtay. You did a damned fine job.

To the weird guy who wanted us to look up the lyrics to "Dick in a Box," uhh... And to everyone I didn't mention, it wasn't 'cause you sucked, it was 'cause I had two beers and you know what that does to my memory.

Here, have some pictures:

 

Happy Valentine's Day!

Meet us tonight at The Royale for a decadent experience not to be matched elsewhere in the city.
You will put on your red dress, favorite bathrobe, lucky drawers, whatev. You will pick out your favorite 90's sentimental pop song, 80's hair band love ballad, 70's kiss-off Gloria Gaynor tune, or whatever pleases you. You will bring the lyrics on a sheet of paper. You will sign up at 7:30 at the Royale (3132 S. Kingshighway), and at 8:00, you will lay down those lyrics like the saddest, most drama-filled, angst-ridden thing you've ever read to an audience.  And they will *love* you for it. It's fun. It's quirky. It's free.

And when you go to work on Thursday morning and that gal who sits in the cube next to you starts shoving her stupid Vermont Teddy Bear in your face, she'll see that gleam in your eye and she'll notice. She'll interrogate you at length, and you can tell her, no, you did not sit home on Valentine's Day crying into a bowl of Cheetos while you watched C.O.P.S., Thank You Very Much! You chose to go out to The Royale to read the lyrics to The Thong Song and that has made all the difference.

That is all.

all star city

St. Louis will be the site of the 2009 MLB All Star Game!

That's so cool.

North

Thom is taking me with him on a business trip to Chicago for the largest horticultural trade show in mid-America. You know you're jealous. We're taking Amtrak and staying on Michigan Ave. Mmmmm...Chicago in January. Cannot wait.

I'm leaving 4:00 Saturday morning, back by midnight Sunday night.

One of Thom's oil paintings from undergrad. Stay tuned for a piece I like to call "Thom with Boobs."

Love, Exciting and New

I'm more of a fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants sort of gal, but for all you planners, here's the fudge on St. Valentine's Day, Wednesday, February 14, 2007.

Love is Observable: Observable Readings Does Valentine's Day @ the Royale, 8:00 p.m.

I've been through diamonds, I've been through minks, I've been through it all: love stinks. Are you single? Cynical? Both? Come congregate with your kind at The Royale on the night of Valentine's Day, with your Delilah-style hostess, Julie Dill. Sign up to vent your spleen on stage, or just watch as the loved and the lost render their favorite love songs, torch tunes, and kiss offs into performance poetry. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll drink beer and cocktails. And you'll forget all about what's-his-name. Come because you're angry, come because you're bored, but most of all, because love is like a cloud, it holds a lot of rain, oooh, love hurts.

Seriously, though the catharsis is more complete if you pick a gutwrencher, your song doesn't have to be a downer. We'll need a change-up after one of us polishes off her Debbie Gibson hat and lays her pain on the stage.

I'm stopping by Costco for a case of Kleenex. 

Tell your friends! Even better, bring them and don't tell them what it is! And who really needs an excuse to go the Royale?? Good food, great drinks, and superb company. You are welcome.

KDHX-cellent

We caught the last 20 minutes of Literature for the Halibut last night on KDHX, your community radio station. Stefene Russell does such a great job on the air. It's so much fun hearing friends' voices on the radio. I wish we'd caught the program earlier because I don't know who was reading the fiction segment and it was driving me crazy. She sounded so familiar to me. Community radio is crazy important to me and my people (see the linkable peeps to the left). Rob Levy kept me company during two years of Wednesday night drives home from SIU Edwardsville, and Monday mornings just wouldn't be the same without the bagpipery I've grown to know and love. Today at 2:00, I'll be glued to my radio for Sherry Danger's Dangerous Curves.

I even have a $75 William Shatner CD to attest to my love of community radio. As much as I hate to be pushy, You should give them money, too! If nobody clicks that link and gives money to KDHX in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal. That's right. I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal. You know I'll do it, to, 'cause I'm crazy!

Rockin'

In a world where nobody pays attention to poetry, a brave and simple man happened upon a gimmick. It all started with Three Stephanies (or two Stephanies and a Stefene)...

Stephanie Young, Stephanie McKenzie and Stefene Russell.

...then came last year's sensational, brilliant, and critically acclaimed, The Five Aarons Reading.

McCollough, Tieger, Belz, Kunin and Kiely

...and this Thursday (January Fourth [happy birthday, Mom!]), Aaron Belz and his Observable Readings series presents "Rockin' Robins," the feel good reading of the month. Robyn Schiff makes a return appearance on a St. Louis stage (readings@the contemporary with Julie Dill and Nick Twemlow), while Robin Behn and Robin Schaer come to us for the very first time. Farm Team opens with an acoustic set prior to the poetry. The event starts at 8:00 at the Schlafly Bottleworks. Come on, it's Thursday. What else could you possibly have to do? Besides, you don't want to leap into the 10 Jens without a Rockin' Robins warm-up.

[update]

Robin Behn was wow. I can't wait until she comes back to St. Louis. I've never been so enraptured at a poetry reading as I was Thursday night. Her reading reminded me of interpretive dancer Suzanne Muldowney, with whom NPR did an interview around last Halloween, on her performance art portrayal of Vlad the Impaler. Robin Behn wasn't nearly as insane different, but as engaging and absorbingly fascinating.

reminder

Before the Fruitcakes! concert at the Grandel Theater, Dave Brinker (yes, that Dave Brinker) and a couple other people (one is the cellist for GMC, so we know we can make both gigs if she can) are performing for an intimate audience at The Homeport  in the Central West End. Don't take this the wrong way, but Dave is magic on the flute. Maybe if you're nice to him, he'll invite you to his annual wicked awesome Cincinatti Chili party.

From Dave's invitation:

Last year we were affectionately called Pluck & Blow. This year we'll
have to make it Pluck, Blow & Bow.

This Friday evening, Dec. 15, I'll be performing on flute along with
Brendan Hemmerle on Celtic harp and Marcia Mann on cello, at the
Homeport, 234 N. Euclid between Lindell & Maryland. We'll probably get
started around 6:30 and play until 8:30 or 9:00. Hear holiday favorites
along with an assortment of classical favorites and medieval
obscurities. While you're there, you can browse Homeport's selection of
fine items for the home...great for gifts. You can even make an evening
of it by following up with dinner at one of the Central West End's many
fine restaurants or a movie at the Chase.