Okay, the updates have been squeezing out as constipatedly as ever. I'd apologize, but since the reason for the sporadic posting has been my totally awesome, first grown-up English major job, I cannot apologize.
But, lapsed Catholic that I am, I still feel guilty, so to atone for my neglect, I'm giving up my annual Academy Awards dress bashing celebration to recap the "Love is Observable" poetry reading from Valentine's Day at the Royale.
All I've ever wanted is for you to be happy.
And a very happy zero birthday to Karleigh Heise Ward, whose name violates the "i before e" spelling rule twice. Enjoy your pink mini bar, baby!